MoonTrees

CO₂ offsets with lunar landscaping (fully professional)

Plant trees on the Moon. Offset CO₂. Win industry awards (maybe).

MoonTrees sells carbon reduction credits to companies and freelancers. In exchange, we plant — metaphorically and romantically — trees on the Moon. It's bold. It's slightly absurd. And it's a clear signal you care about climate action (and creative copywriting).

For companies

Bulk packages, invoicing, and a certificate you can hang in the lobby (or not — it's your wall).

For freelancers

Small purchases, simple checkout, and bragging rights for your next client meeting.

Quick calculator

Type tonnes of CO₂ you want to offset and we’ll estimate lunar trees and price.

How it works

  1. 1. You buy a CO₂ reduction package — bravely investing in lunar forestry before NASA even answers our emails.
  2. 2. We convert your CO₂ into moon‑trees, using advanced, absolutely‑not‑peer‑reviewed math and a little imagination.
  3. 3. Our elite team of space gardeners (two interns and a houseplant) “plants” trees on the Moon using highly scientific visualisation techniques.
  4. 4. Profit. Mostly emotional profit. But still — profit.

Transparent-ish pricing

Our pricing model is now completely untethered from reality — just like our lunar trees.

Starter ("Entry-Level Lunacy")

0–50 tCO₂

€17.77 / t*

*Price determined by rolling two enchanted dice and averaging the results.

Business ("Professional Moon Enthusiast")

50–500 tCO₂

€88.88 / t**

**Calculated using an ancient spreadsheet passed down by lunar accountants.

Enterprise ("We Own the Moon Now")

500+ tCO₂

Priced via ritual

A senior Moon Druid will contact you with a number that may or may not be symbolic.

All prices include administrative fees, a certificate, and at least one cosmic omen. Moon soil not included. Lunar afforestation results may vary.