Plant trees on the Moon. Offset CO₂. Win industry awards (maybe).
MoonTrees sells carbon reduction credits to companies and freelancers. In exchange, we plant — metaphorically and romantically — trees on the Moon. It's bold. It's slightly absurd. And it's a clear signal you care about climate action (and creative copywriting).
For companies
Bulk packages, invoicing, and a certificate you can hang in the lobby (or not — it's your wall).
For freelancers
Small purchases, simple checkout, and bragging rights for your next client meeting.
Quick calculator
Type tonnes of CO₂ you want to offset and we’ll estimate lunar trees and price.
How it works
- 1. You buy a CO₂ reduction package — bravely investing in lunar forestry before NASA even answers our emails.
- 2. We convert your CO₂ into moon‑trees, using advanced, absolutely‑not‑peer‑reviewed math and a little imagination.
- 3. Our elite team of space gardeners (two interns and a houseplant) “plants” trees on the Moon using highly scientific visualisation techniques.
- 4. Profit. Mostly emotional profit. But still — profit.
Transparent-ish pricing
Our pricing model is now completely untethered from reality — just like our lunar trees.
Starter ("Entry-Level Lunacy")
0–50 tCO₂
*Price determined by rolling two enchanted dice and averaging the results.
Business ("Professional Moon Enthusiast")
50–500 tCO₂
**Calculated using an ancient spreadsheet passed down by lunar accountants.
Enterprise ("We Own the Moon Now")
500+ tCO₂
A senior Moon Druid will contact you with a number that may or may not be symbolic.
All prices include administrative fees, a certificate, and at least one cosmic omen. Moon soil not included. Lunar afforestation results may vary.